you mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay tolet.
you mama so big she went to japan in a green dress and everyone started sreaming Godzilla.
you mama so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade.
yo mama so fat she was flouting on the and Chistifer Columbus clamed her a nem land.
yo mama so fat she doesn't grow lint in her belly button she grows sweaters.


these jokes have been a sneak peak for the 1000 joke list coming this july.